We can't help with the monsters under your bed, but if there were ever a monster you'd want IN your bed, this is it! From the (sexily) terrifying Creature Cocks collection, the not-at-all-human Aqua-Cock features some seriously creative texture and a detailed tentacle tip. Also, it glows in the dark, which might help scare off any under-the-bed troublemakers.

When the Aqua-Cock rises from the depths of your toy chest, you'll have plenty of options. You can hold it by the thick, textured base and direct it to your/their sweet spots inside and out, have a partner do the honors, or play completely hands-free. This monster's base is a sturdy suction cup, which you can secure against most smooth, nonporous surfaces. Oh, and if you're into strap-on play, it works for that, too!

The Aqua-Cock comes to you in pure, hypoallergenic silicone that's body-safe and easy to clean and care for. Wash it with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam before and after. Feel free to use any water-based lube you love with your Creature Cock, but please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys/products.