It's a bit early in the year for a dick in a box, but it's always the right time for a Dick In a Bag!  

Showcasing an always-trendy penis shape in a manageable size, the Dick is nice and sleek up top, penetrating smoothly before getting straight to work seeking, finding, and pleasing inner erogenous zones. If you're more in the mood for outer stimulation, great! The tapered tip is perfect for that, too.

Coming in handy during all sorts of playtime penetration scenarios and general erotic merriment, this flexible dildo features a big ballsy base compatible with most O-ring style harnesses and strap-on configured garments/play gear. If strapping one on isn't in the cards, you'll still have the option of playing hands-free, all thanks to a sturdy suction base. Press it firmly against smooth, nonporous surfaces to attach your Dick to floors, walls, windows ... you get the idea.

In phthalate, and fragrance-free TPE (elastomer), the Dick is body safe and easy to clean and maintain. Before and after playtime, wash it well with lots of warm soapy water, or use a compatible toy care fluid/foam. You can safely enjoy this dildo alongside any favorite water-based lube.