Sure, you could get into some philosophical problems or mystical mysteries (i.e., if you look into a crystal dildo, can you see the future?), or you could skip it and get gläs's 7.5 Inch Rideable Standing Glass Cock into you!

There's lots to love about this big, super-sturdy glass penetrator. First of all, it's for everyone! G-spots, P-spots, A-spots, and inner pleasure places in general are no match for the firm, contoured shape. As for the 'rideable' part, the Cock has a big flat base that'll sit flush with the floor for hands-free grinding.

If you or a partner are fans of temperature play, you can soak your Veiny Dildo in warm or cold water beforehand.

In hypoallergenic pyrex glass, this dildo is body-safe, easy to clean, and good to go with any lube you love. Wash it well before and after playtime with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Store the Rideable carefully to keep it scratch and chip-free.