Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: It wanted to get to the bottom! Okay, that joke wasn't great, but (butt!) Kink's Ultimate Rim Job Rotating Prostate Massager is.

Sure, this dreamy vibe has tons of flexibility and a shape designed to seek, find, and deeply please your (or someone else's) prostate/perineum/anal sweet spots in general. But that's not all! The Rim Job (surprise!) features some rim-job mimicking spinning beads down below.

Separate buttons control two motors, one in the penetrator and one in the outer 'taint stimulator. Another activates and cycles through three speeds of rimming rotation. The result? You can customize the ride just right!

The hypoallergenic Rim Job is body-safe and easy to clean and care for. Wash it with warm water and gentle soap, or use a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Feel (very!) free to add slipperiness with any water-based lube you love, but please keep your vibe away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys. USB rechargeable, cord included. The Rim Job is splash-proof, but it shouldn't be submerged.