Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread 'em?  Okay okay, that wasn't very good as far as jokes go, butt don't worry, b-Vibe's Novice Remote Vibrating Plug is absolutely amazing as anal toys go!

In silky black silicone, the Novice is perfect for anal play novices (as per the name), but the super-sleek shape and manageable size is just as perfect for newbies and seasoned pros. Sleek at the tip, all the better for comfortable, always-pleasurable penetration, the Novice swells out very gradually, letting you or your partner get comfortable before moving on. Like any truly great anal toy, the Novice features a nice wide base. Aside from helping to hold the Plug in position, that base prevents too-deep slips, so you can relax and enjoy.

With the touch of a button on the Novice itself, or by using the included long-range (approximately 30 feet) remote, you'll be able to activate and vary 15 modes of steady, pulsating and escalating vibration at 6 possible intensities. All that vibration rumbles and throbs evenly through your Novice, and can be shut down, re-started or changed up at any time.

Fully USB rechargeable, the Novice Remote Vibrating Plug powers up using the included magnetic charge cord and any free USB port or compatible adapter. 2 hours of charge time will power the Novice for up to 1 hour.

The Novice Remote Vibrating Plug comes to you in the safest, most hygienic material available - pure silicone. Completely hypoallergenic, non-reactive and safe for sensitive skin, the Snug is also extra easy to clean. Some warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam will do the trick nicely. The Novice is compatible with any favorite water-based lube, but please avoid contact with silicone lubes and other silicone toys/products. Storage case included. Novice is splash-proof, but should not be fully submerged.