Not to generalize too much here, but we're pretty sure that we're not the only ones who crave a nice stiff one every now and again. Maybe you're lucky enough to have the real thing ready and waiting at all times, but if not, may we introduce the next best (real-ish) thing?

Nasstoys Dual Layered 11 Inch Dildo was designed to look, feel and perform (almost) as good as an IRL penis, from a smooth tapered head, veiny texture and thick squeezable balls to a flexible, firm-yet-soft texture that molds to curves just right. Beneath those balls waits a big round suction base that works very well in a harness or strap-on, and can also be secured against most smooth non-porous surfaces for hands-free play. 

In body safe TPE (thermoplastic elastomer), the Real Cocks Dual Layered 11 Inch Dildo cleans easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any favorite water or silicone based lube.